The absurdity is off-the-charts. This should be the agenda for the United States of America.

  1. No more gender affirming care. Govt should not pay for surgeries or hormones. Nothing! 🔗
  2. No more pronouns. 🔗
  3. Deport illegals, including citizens under false pretenses. Make them pay a ransomous fine for taking advantage of America's resources. 🔗
  4. No more name changes! No running from your past. 🔗
  5. CHIPS act on steroids. Beat China. 🔗
  6. Crypto made illegal. Treasonous! 🔗
  7. Nuclear reactors everywhere.
  8. Stimulus checks every week.
  9. No more pseudo-legal druggie congregation centers. Lock them all up!
  10. More mental asylums for the crazies!
  11. More money for Ukraine! Massively hike the price on US weapons for everyone.
  12. Foreign countries need to pay transaction fees to use the dollar!
  13. Universal pre-K.
  14. 100% guaranteed jobs programs to build factories to make robots.
  15. Ban assault weapons.
  16. Massively raise fines for financial crimes. Enforce BEYOND the maximum.
  17. Protect our pension funds - they are being looted by Wall Street and San Francisco elites.
  18. Break the two party system. Bring back the original Electoral College system.
  19. Voter ID requirement. National election holiday.
  20. No more student loans for fake degrees. Close fradulent universities.
  21. Prosecute all crimes completely!
  22. Fix incarceration. Option to swap jail for service in manufacturing for the military.
  23. Cut college as a requirement. Standardized tests of merit. Free training and certification program.
  24. White collar crimes are worse than non-violent crimes. Seek maximum sentences.
  25. No more "historic sites" or "conservation sites". Build everywhere!
  26. Confederate symbols outlawed. Confederate flags are treasonous. Confederate monuments are treasonous.
  27. Drain the poison of lead, preservatives, chemicals, and lab-targeted processed food.
  28. Genetically modified food to feed the nation and adapt to a changing climate
  29. Drill, drill, drill. More fracking, more oil, more gas.
  30. Carbon tax.
  31. Capital gains tax.
  32. Sulfur dioxide blanket to stop hurricanes, stop flooding, stop tornados.
  33. No more fast passes for rich people. Private jet tax. Outlaw corporate takeover of airport security. No more tolls.
  34. No more gas tax. No more cigarette tax.
  35. Tax paper-pushing jobs (software engineers, finance people, and lawyers) to increase pay for public servants like teachers, police officers, and firefighters.
  36. Hire more teachers, police officers, and firefighters.
  37. Stop paying for police screw-ups. Mandate police departments to carry insurance. Fire bad apples.
  38. No boots on the ground. Build targetted missles, satellites, and drone swarms.
  39. Elected officals must live in the place they are running for. No carpet-baggers!
  40. Bring back the death penalty.
  41. Medicare should force pharma to lower prices.
  42. Stop with the health insurance bureaucracy. Rip, delete, and replace.
  43. Mandatory right to speak immediately with a human customer service representative.
  44. Treble penalities for undignified business practices. Immediate arbitration and dispute resolution without legal fees.
  45. Clear path to reporting and removing incompetent bureaucrats, anti-consumer executives, and corrupt judges.
  46. Merit-based immigration only. Enforce the law. Get the talent and hard workers from other countries.
  47. Abortion is between a health-care provider and a women. Establish clear guidelines for viability outside the womb after which abortion is prohibited.
  48. Cap on immigration asylum claims. No free movement while asylum is processed. No build-up at the border asylum seekers evenly distributed across the United States.
  49. No family seperation at the border.
  50. No corruption in government contracting. Transparent and fair bidding on government contracts.